Kidsmomo

Recently, lots of folks on the Interwebs have been dreaming up hilarious alternative titles for favorite books — turning them from beloved reads into “less interesting books.”

Here are some of the LOL-worthy twisted titles they came up with:

• The Penderwicks at the Grocery Store
• Harry Potter and the Order of Takeout
• To Startle a Mockingbird
• Are You There Todd? It’s Me, Margaret
• A Series of Mediocre Events
• The Iron, the Itch, and the Ear Lobe
• Breaking Wind in the Willows
• Horton Didn’t Hear Much of Anything
• There’s Waldo
• The Lord of the Ringtones

Of course, Nancy and Karen had to get in on the action too! So here are some of our less interesting book inventions:

• Charlie and the Chalk Factory
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water
• Esperanza Sleeping
• The After-school Detention of Hugo Cabret
• The Salt Shaker
• Where the Sidewalk Doesn’t End or Begin But Just Keeps Going
• One Dull Summer
• Danny the Third-Runner-Up of the World
• Catching Up Slowly to Vermeer

And now it’s YOUR TURN! What less interesting book titles can you come up with? Leave a comment with your ideas!

PS – Someone also came up with The Velveeta Rabbit, which we absolutely love. Don’t know about you, but we actually think that would be a VERY interesting book! A bunny made out of processed cheese?! Come on! That’s a book that demands to be read!

— Karen and Nancy