September 15th, 2010 by Kidsmomo
A couple weeks ago, we were kidnapped by an evil mastermind and forced to post about his new book, How to Grow Up and Rule the World. Er, we mean… we were contacted by a friendly minion and then happily announced the opportunity to interview Vordak the Incomprehensible, supervillain and newly published author. Yay? We mean, YAY!
And in fact, EXTRA YAY because today’s the day we get to share Vordak’s wisdom with you!
But first, in case you need a refresher, How to Grow Up and Rule the World is a thorough manual on everything you need to know to become a dastardly master of the universe — from ideas for a killer costume (literally) to tips on communicating with your arch-nemesis. We really gobbled this book up! Then again, if we hadn’t, we would have been gobbled up by the sharks swimming around under the cage we were in, so that may not be the most objective review…
But now we’re safe at home and truly excited to present to you… our Q&A with Vordak the Incomprehensible!
Why should kids read your book?
Vordak: Because if they try to eat it, they’ll miss all the great illustrations.
What’s the #1 most important tip in your book? If kids only remember one piece of your advice, what should it be?
Vordak: Let me get this straight — you’re asking me to GIVE AWAY my #1 piece of advice? For FREE? That may work with other authors, but not Vordak the Incomprehensible. It appears you think me a fool. I’ll tell you what. I’ll give you my #56 piece of advice, but only if everyone who reads it agrees to send me $25 in the mail.
Which of your evil feats are you most proud of?
Vordak: I would have to say Dancing With The Stars. That was MY idea, you know. MUAHAHAHAHA!!