April 3rd, 2010 by Kidsmomo
A while back, we reported the news that the Disney Channel would be making a movie based on the much-loved children’s book Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh. What we should have said was that Disney would be taking the original story, twisting it all around like the world’s craziest pretzel, and stomping all over it with steel-toed boots — and then sweeping up the mess, throwing it out onto the street, and running it over with a monster truck. Yes, it was that bad.
Yeah, we know the trailer looks fun. And if you really want to, you can catch the movie when it reruns on the Disney Channel tomorrow night (April 4th) or Monday afternoon (April 5th). Watch it if you must. But you’ve been warned! And we’ve got plenty of proof — in the spirit of Harriet and her notebook, we documented our observations of the movie in real-time over IM.
Things seemed promising at the start as the setting and characters were introduced:
Karen: Okay, it’s starting!
Nancy: OK, I see the titles
Nancy: the city?
Karen: The title!
Nancy: HARRIET THE SPY BLOG WARS!
Karen: I like how this really looks like NYC.
Karen: Hey, it’s the girl from Degrassi!
Karen: Hey, it’s another girl from Degrassi!
Nancy: “Sport” looks like JTT to me
Nancy: that’s former teen heartthrob Jonathon Taylor Thomas for all you non-old people out there
Karen: Since I’m an old person, I knew exactly who you meant. But I didn’t respond because I disagree.