Captioning Book Covers

June 3rd, 2012 by

Just a few days ago, the cover for the third Heroes of Olympus book (The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan) was released… and it is absolutely beautiful! Instead of (over)analyzing the book cover illustration by John Rocco like I usually do, I thought I’d take another approach…

Then I got inspired to give some other covers the same treatment!

What other giggle-worthy book cover captions can you think of?

— Nancy

Nancy is really, really, REALLY excited for Mark of Athena to be released in October. Especially if it does involve horse-on-horse sneezing.